What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

-mwahh

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]